GRIPPING NEWS!!!
Great traditions of news gathering!
Today’s above-the-fold News-Herald story was about the topic that is on everyone’s mind: the recorder’s office paperwork. Yes, I know, you’ve heard about this at every turn but this is important. Obama got so caught up in the topic last week he even forgot to mention some small happenings of no importance in a far away land. Whatever that was about. I mean, again, this is of universe altering importance. Whitespace! On documents! This must be regulated! So things may be filed! Correctly!
Gosh, I sure am glad that the fine folk at the News-Herald are at the fore of important document filing news. Keep up the good work! I can’t wait for next week’s expose on sticky note placement!
