All one needs to know!
...and then he broke into song. "I am the king of the lollypop guild!"
In the picture you can see all you need to know about current world events. Note the shoe choice of the Mullah’s favorite scare-puppet Achimanutjob. See their lack of sanity intensifying laces?
Let this be a warning to all of you who believe that you can frolic about with unrestrained footwear. If you continue in this horrible crime you will end up thinking that a great God is going to pop out of a well only if you make the world bad enough first. And then you think that might be a good thing.
Vigilance!
