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		<title>Ask the Crank: Historical Figure</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2010/09/ask-the-crank-historical-figure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 00:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this episode, we take questions from the viewing public and pose them to the Crank. This week&#8217;s question comes from the fertile mind of Little Johnny of Fairfield, Wisconsin. If you could talk to any historical person for advice, who would it be and why? What an ineffably inane question this is. The publisher asks me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crank Rant: The Burgeoning Sandra Lee Menace</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2010/07/crank-rant-the-burgeoning-sandra-lee-menace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those of you following along at home may remember my warnings concerning the dangers of the demon Paula Deen. Unfortunately, it appears her evil power grows unabated with successful book signings and myriad television specials. America may very well be doomed, doomed to her particular brand of thinly veiled child eating. May God pray for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crank Rant: NHL and Demonic Dealings</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2010/04/crank-rant-nhl-and-demonic-dealings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To:&#160; National Hockey League &#160; cc:&#160; WKYC, Channel 3, Cleveland, Ohio National Broadcasting Company Cleveland Indians &#160; &#160; Sirs: &#160; I am concerned. And I am confused. Because of you I am coining the word cornfusoforned. I am not one to lightly mangle the English language but these are grave times. Precision of terminology must [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Urban Renewal</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/08/urban-renewal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/08/urban-renewal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We live in a time of obsessive safety. Every item for sale in this great land is scrutinized from front to back, top to bottom, for any possible injury causing attribute. Designers rework their products endlessly attempting to prevent even the most advanced ignoramus from successfully modifying their product into an efficient eye removal tool. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death of the Stork, Birth of the Unseen Menace</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/08/death-of-the-stork-birth-of-the-unseen-menace/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/08/death-of-the-stork-birth-of-the-unseen-menace/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Times relayed to us this week the tale of new findings from space nonsense. NASA scientists, apparently having nothing better to do with their barrels of taxpayer money, decided to run a spectacularly expensive flying object into the debris of a comet. This sort of tomfoolery, most resembling a horde of teenagers driving too [...]]]></description>
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		<title>At least Narcissus Stayed Quietly at the Lake</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/08/at-least-narcissus-stayed-quietly-at-the-lake/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/08/at-least-narcissus-stayed-quietly-at-the-lake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mrnewit.com/?p=177</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As you are probably well aware this marks the fortieth anniversary of the Woodstock music festival. Half a million petulant children, schedules clear of any worthwhile engagements, stormed a quiet, upstate New York farm, senses of entitlement expanding wildly until the sun was concealed from view, bringing a storm. Before the four days were through, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Beauty of the Twelve-point Socket</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/08/the-beauty-of-the-twelve-point-socket/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/08/the-beauty-of-the-twelve-point-socket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A terrible scourge has infected our mechanical design culture. Its name is tool-less fastening. One will find the droppings of this is the craze emblazoned in advertisements promoting electronic componentry. It has even more recently spread its emasculating tentacles to the manly mechanical fields. Its idea is simple, even seductive upon shallow inspection. It is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Killing Bambi.</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/07/killing-bambi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/07/killing-bambi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Overblown story of the week. So, an old lady beat a fawn to death with a shovel. She did this either because she was frightened (her story) or it was eating her flowers (her nosy neighbor’s story). She is in trouble because, for some reason, it is illegal to kill animals in your yard. Another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soul stealing devices indeed!</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/07/soul-stealing-devices-indeed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/07/soul-stealing-devices-indeed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mrnewit.com/?p=159</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While the Gaia-über-alles set screams for a carbon tax, they miss the largest cost to society. Simply put the cost of photographic technology is too low. Now any derelict finding himself in the odd situation of not having spent all his ready cash on corn-syruped food items and methamphetamine, runs to the local emporium for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All one needs to know!</title>
		<link>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/07/all-one-needs-to-know/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrnewit.com/2009/07/all-one-needs-to-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the picture you can see all you need to know about current world events. Note the shoe choice of the Mullah’s favorite scare-puppet Achimanutjob. See their lack of sanity intensifying laces? Let this be a warning to all of you who believe that you can frolic about with unrestrained footwear. If you continue in [...]]]></description>
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