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Public Service Announcement: Roasted Beets

January 10, 2010

Roasted Beets Warning to All.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

December 24, 2009

Christmas time is here, by golly, disapproval would be folly.

Where is today’s Foster Brooks?

September 19, 2009

An America without a Foster Brooks is a sad, sad place.

If only more of you damn women would read this…

September 4, 2009

Now, there’s a face. But she wrote useful things! Go forth and learn! Literature clubs are evil!

Is there nothing beer will not influence us to do?

September 2, 2009

The wonderful people at Reuters bring us news of a brilliant money-making venture in the city of Amsterdam. It seems a clever inhabitant has built a large pedal-powered vehicle with room for twenty-two. The passengers pedal for their locomotive needs and are rewarded with the local beer. Brilliant idea for site seeing. Unfortunately it appears there [...]

Les Paul

August 25, 2009

Les Paul died recently. While most currently known for his eponymous guitar models from Gibson and Epiphone, he was quite a popular musician in his time as well as the originator of technology that birthed modern music. Just watch this: Hear all of those vocal parts? Before Paul’s use of multi-tracking the only layered vocalizations were [...]

Killing Bambi.

July 31, 2009

Overblown story of the week. So, an old lady beat a fawn to death with a shovel. She did this either because she was frightened (her story) or it was eating her flowers (her nosy neighbor’s story). She is in trouble because, for some reason, it is illegal to kill animals in your yard. Another great [...]

A Picture Needing No Explanation

July 10, 2009

Felix on the Bat