Walt gets a knee wrenched.
Category Archives: Writings
“I think I may have hurt myself.”
Yesterday's dinner was the hottest food I have ever eaten. I really wish to emphasize this. This was the hottest food I have ever eaten. Ever eaten. Hottest. Yes. It has been 17 hours yet I can still feel its burn. Hot. … Read More →
The Falling Standards of the News-Herald
Today’s paper annoyed me so I thought I’d write a crank letter to them. They are pretty good about such things. I’ll post if anything else comes of this. I just wanted to pass on a brief note concerning the quality of the News-Herald. Firstly, … Read More →
The Tabasco Slander
This Wednesday’s Achewood is yet another showing of Onstad’s recent spate of diminishing returns. Yes! More skewering of the pomposity of food culture! My, I have not seen that… more than a dozen times in the past couple months. Joy! These previously finely crafted characters … Read More →
The Coining of Children’s Names
The first time you are provided the opportunity to scar your child for life--outside of when you are sharing breathing and eating functions--is when you give your child a name. This is an important entrance for your child into life and society as a whole. It should be a time to start his link to the past and be a glimpse of your aspirations for his future.
The local crank strikes again!
Posted elsewhere Saturday, March 15, 2008 Behold the latest in my local crank output! I just sent this silliness into the News-Herald as a response to their terribly annoying editorial today. 300 words is awfully tight but here is how it goes: In your Saturday, … Read More →
Local Boob Attains National Stage
Originally written in December 2007 So, I’ve written many letters to Autoweek complaining about all matter of idiocy and they have never published me. This time I put in a fucking pun and the not only publish me but I got the highlighted letter of … Read More →
Walt: The Other New Knee
The time has come, the surgeon said, to speak of many things. Well, not many. Firstly, the left knee is healing well. Second, the right knee is deterioratiing. Third, boating season is upon us and I need some work done and those damn folks down … Read More →