Posts Tagged ‘rant’

All one needs to know!

All one needs to know!

In the picture you can see all you need to know about current world events. Note the shoe choice of the Mullah’s favorite scare-puppet Achimanutjob. See their lack of sanity intensifying laces? Let this be a warning to all of you who believe that you can frolic about with unrestrained footwear. If you continue in [...]

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Up in the rafters

Marketing people simply must be exterminated. We all must be aware of that frighteningly Stalinist study that noted that people eat more quickly while listening to music firmly in the allegro spectrum. Now every little nook that one finds to partake in nourishment must be bouncing along to some infernal dance remix of Gordon Lightfoot’s [...]

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